Sunday, August 07, 2005
The Master Seageant and the General
A Master Sergeant and a General were sitting in the barbershop. They were both just getting finished with their shaves, when the barbers reached for some after-shave to slap on their faces. The General shouted, "Hey, don't put that stuff on me! My wife will think I've been in a whorehouse!"
The Master Sergeant turned to his barber and said, "Go ahead and put it on. My wife doesn't know what the inside of a whorehouse smells like."